TimeGoesFly has recently announced the GrannyTalk App for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. This granny is like no other granny you know, sometimes she farts at the most inappropriate moments but other than that Granny gives 30 chuckle-provoking gems of fading wisdom, inappropriate sayings, and uninformed opinions.

Shake your iPhone or iPod to wake granny up when she is sleeping, When you hear a granny-ism you like, press the Save button to make it a preset you can call up anytime your so-called friends need sage advice such as “You’ll never get married looking like that!”. The Granny App is available for download via the iTunes Store for a special introductory price of only $.99.